Elf was getting very philosophical at the weekend. Must be his first week of schooling rubbing off. We were travelling between grandparents' houses on Sunday in Cornwall, near Landrake to be precise.
Elf said "Before anyone was born, before even the dinosaurs, there was a volcano here, but a woodcutter cutted it down and it went into the river."
I said "Before anyone was born?"
He replied "Yes, well except there was one person here."
"God?" I questioned.
"No. Dave!" was the response.